Anything.mp3 - Jerry denies being gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Anythingk.mp3 - The same for Kramer.
Assman.mp3 - I'm Cosmo Kramer, the AssMan.
Bababoom.mp3- Elaine explaines how she converted a gay man.
Beth.mp3- Jerry finds out his date hates dentists, blacks and jews.
Blew.mp3 - Kramer :"Am Im ? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind."
Broadway.mp3 - Kramer shows is loyalty to Bett Midler by yelling on Jerry's girlfriend.
Bubble.mp3 - A bubble boy ? Yes, A bubble boy !
Bus1.mp3 - Kramer :"the bus is out of control.
Bus2.mp3 - Kramer tells Jerry and George about his "Speed" experience.
Buzzer.mp3 - Jerry invites George upstairs.
Cantstandya.mp3 - George :"Instead of Costenza he said Cantstanya."
Chunky.mp3 - Jerry knows the chunky that left those chunkies.
Cinnamon.mp3 - Jerry talks with Elaine about cinnamon.
Clevage.mp3 - Jerry :"Looking at clevage is like looking at the sun."
Code.mp3 - Kramer guesses George's secret code. (56 seconds)
Commie.mp3 - Elaine's reaction to her boyfriend being a commie.
Contest.mp3 - Kramer wants to join the contest.
Convict.mp3 - Geoerge explaines why he enjoyes dating a convict.
Details.mp3 - "You're not in the mood, well you get in the mood!"
Diaphram.mp3 - "And my diaphram goes flying out."
Dingo.mp3 - Elaine :"maybe the dingo ate your baby".
Divorce.mp3 - George talks about divorce to the girl with the cleavege.
Doloris.mp3 - Jerry :"Oh, oh, Doloris!"
Domain.mp3 - Jerry's finding out if he had won the contest.
Done.mp3 - Jerry:"Are we finished?" Kramer:"Done!". (new series)
Doofus.mp3 - Kramer asks if he's a doofus.
Fakes.mp3 - Elaine:"Fake, Fake, Fake Fake".
Fatbaster.mp3 - Jerry agrees to watch the operation.
Filmstar.mp3 - Kramer:"wer'e talking to Elaine Benes, adult film star".
Fire.mp3 - Kramer's hairs are on fire.
Frankmsg.mp3 - Frank:"George is dead, call me back".
Freak.mp3 - Kramer :"will you stop it man, your'e freakin' me out."
Funkey.mp3 - Kramer :"It will be a funkey adventure".
Getdown.mp3 - Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me.
Getout.mp3 - Elaine's famous "Get-Out!".
Georgeans.ra - George's answering machine (Believe it or not, I'm not home).
Giddyup.mp3 - Kramer's famous "Giddy-Up!".
Godhelp.mp3 - Kramer :"Oh god help us!".
Gottasee.mp3 - Elaine :"you gotta see the baby."
Hands.mp3 - Kramer describes George's hands in "the puffy shirt".
Handsome.mp3 - George doesn't want to admit a man is handsome.
Hell.mp3 - Frank :"What the hell does that mean!?"
Hello.mp3 - Jerry's Hellllllllllooooooooo. (new season)
Hn.mp3 - "Hello Newman".
Hoochy.mp3 - Frank Costenza's Hoochy Mamma.
Hola.mp3 - Again Jerry's Hellllllllllooooooooo, this time in spanish.
Holein1.mp3 - Kramer :"A hole in one ah."
Home.mp3 - Jerry wants Newman to go to Hawai.
Hooters.mp3 - Kramer :"these were real hooters".
Horse.mp3 - Elaine :"I love horse manour".
Icare.mp3 - Jerry:"This is horrible, I care".(new season)
Idiot.mp3 - George:"No one's a bigger idiot than me".
Igothand.mp3 - George: I got hand! Woman: And you're gonna need it.
Iloveu.mp3 - Jerry is telling George that he loves him.(new season)
Imcosmo.mp3 - Kramer decides to become Cosmo.
Imgeorge.mp3 - Elaine is very scared when she find's out she bocomes George.
Imout.mp3 - George is out of the relationship.
Independent.mp3 - "You're killing independent George!"
Info.mp3 - Newman :"When you control the mail, you control information!"
Insure.mp3 - Jerry needs the insurence.
Jackass.mp3 - Jerry : "Solong, jackass !".
Jerk.mp3 - George's reply to "The ocean called, they're running out of shrimps".
Jerryjr.mp3 - Kramer thinks big Jerry hates little Jerry.
Jiggy.mp3 - Jerry : "I got jiggy wit it !".
Jimb.mp3 - Newman : "Jimbalaya!"
Kisshelo.mp3 - Jerry doesn't see the point to friendly kisses.
Kisshelo2.mp3 - (Maybe if touching breasts is part of it.)
Lalala.mp3 - Jerry :"La la la".(new season)
Latex.mp3 - "I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman?"
Lesbian.mp3 - I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back."
Lifestyle.mp3 - "It's easier for a woman not to do it".
Likeidea.mp3 - Kramer :"Oh yea, I like this idea".
Loogie.mp3 - Jerry :"Now that is one magic loogie".
Lord.mp3 - George:"I just threw away a lifetime of guiltfree sex, and floor seats, for every sporting event in madisson square garden. So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots. But suddenly, a new contender has emerged. (30 sec)
Lord2.mp3 - 2nd version, "For I am costanza, lord of the idiots" (6 sec).
Loveyou.mp3 - Kramer :"I love you, I love you."
Machine.mp3 - George's answering machine in mp3 format.
Mad.mp3 - George is doing the opposite and yelling at some kids sitting beyond him.
Meeting.mp3 - George and Jerry meet each other after 20 years.
Meeting2.mp3 - George asks Jerry about his carrer.(25 seconds)
Menage.ra - George's perfect plan for the "switch".
Mint.mp3 - Well whose gonna turn down a Junior Mint ?
Momcaut.mp3 - George is telling the gang about a very unpleasent incedent with his mother.
Mygod.mp3 - First she screams :"George, what are you doing?, my god!".
Myidea.mp3 - That diploma up on the wall, that is my idea of comedy.
Nipple.mp3 - Elaine finds her nipple in a christmess card.
Nipple2.mp3 - Jery sees a little more of Elaine in the card she sent him.
Nosoup.mp3 - Yev (soup natzi) Kassem :"No soup for you".
Nothing.mp3 - George is summing up the show for you.
Notorun.mp3 - Jerry : "I choose not to run."
Nowords.mp3 - "Hey, it's George, I've got nothing to say".
Okydoky.mp3 - Elaine is preaty drunk. (new series)
Oldself.mp3 - George feels like his old self after Elaine threw his rug.
Opera.mp3 - Kramer's singing the opera (a classical).
Opposite.mp3 - George is telling Jerry and Elaine about his new Opposite religion.
Outhere.mp3 - Kramer :"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin every minute of it."
Pain.mp3 - Kramer doesn't want to talk about his childhood.
Pick.mp3 - Jerry denies the pick.
Pigman.mp3 - Kramer found a pigman in the hospital.
Pirate.mp3 - Jerry : "but I don't wanta be a pirate".
Please.mp3 - Kramer is begging Jerry not to do anything about the naked woman.
Plutonium.mp3 - George:"This is like discovering plutonium by accident!"
Polygraph.mp3 - Jerry is being questioned about watching Melrose Place.
Pretend.mp3 - "You know I always wanted to pretend that I'm an architect."
Pretzels.mp3 - "This pretzels, are making me thirsty!"
Rediculous.mp3 - Elaine: "You look redicuolous in that thing".
Refreshing.mp3 - It's very refreshing.
Reguifter.mp3 - Elaine : "He's a reguifter!"
Risk.mp3 - A game of world domination, being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
Roomate.mp3 - Jerry:"They didn't have roomates in the middle ages."
Salsa.mp3 - It most be impossible for a spanish man to order salsa.
Sea.mp3 - George is telling about his day as a marine biologist.
Serenity.mp3 - Frank Costanza's "Serenity Now!". (new series)
Sexline.mp3 - George finds out Elaine is the sexy woman from Jerry's tape.
Shmoopie.mp3 - Jerry and his girlfriend calling each other "shmoopie".
Shut.mp3 - Jerry's classic yell from the last episode.
Silicon.mp3 - Elaine claimes Teri Hatcher is a silicon vally.
Society.mp3 - "Look at you, why don't you do something with your life?"
Sogood.mp3 - Jerry : "This is so f---in good !!".
Somewhere.mp3 - Jerry :"Well now we're getting somewhere!"
Sorrys.mp3 - George : "You can stuck your sorrys in a sack, mister."
Soupnazi.mp3 - Yev (soup natzi) Kassem :"come back, one year!".
Spectec.mp3 - Terri Hatcher:"They're real and they're spectecular".
Stella.mp3 - Elaine :"Stella, Stella."
Stink.mp3 - Jerry :"I didn't like the show, I didn't like you".
Stories.mp3 - George's greatest moments.
Stressed.mp3 - Jerry switches his apartment and his brains with Kramer.
Switzerland.mp3 - Jerry:"But I don't wanta be Switzerland."
Talent.mp3 - Elaine poses as a girlfriend for homosexuals.
Thebro.mp3 - A bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro.
Theplan.mp3 - Jerry is impressed by George's idea for the switch.
Unemploy.mp3 - another one from "The Opposite".
Uuhbaby.mp3 - Kramer is excited about being Elaine's boyfriend.
Wedgie.mp3 - George :"A grown man, getting a wedgie."
Whofun.mp3 - Kramer :"Who wants to have some fun?"
Yada.mp3 - Yada, Yada Yada.
Yada2.mp3 - Elaine has yada yadad sex.
Youstink.mp3 - George:"How is this for critisicm, hmm, you stink!"
Yoyoma.mp3 - Kramer and jerry's reactions after seeing george's girlfrind topless.
Seinfeld Midi Soundtrack
Here are some songs you might remember from Seinfeld.
Intro.mid - The famous Seinfeld theme.
Intro2.mid - Another midi version of the show's theme.
Superman.mid - The great superman (Jerry's hero) theme. Episode : "The clip show".
Timeof.mid - Time of your life by Green Day. Another song from "the clip show."
Dstyge.mid - Michael Jackson's Don't stop til' u get enough from "the clip show."
Wouldnt.mid - Wouldn't it be nice by the Beach Boys, from "The Hamptons".
Melrose.mid - The Theme of the gang's favorite TV show - Melrose Place.
Desperado.mid - Elaine's ex boyfriend has strong feelings to this Eagles song.
Witchwom.mid - Witchy Woman - Elaine's favorite song. Episode : "The Checks".
Hello.mid - by Lionel Richie. Jerry has to decide between the voice and his gf.
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