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For not laughing at all
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For laughing too strangely
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For having bad taste in commercials
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For having man hands
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For appearing to wear the same dress every day
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For being too altruistic
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For not kissing on the third date
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For possibly having fake breasts
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For not giving him a massage
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For not tasting his pie
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For shushing him in front of the TV
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For suggesting he share her toothbrush
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For having been with (and getting dumped by!) Newman
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For being his soul mate
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For being liked by his parents
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For eating peas one at a time
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For being too nice
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For apparently having no friends
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For not letting him play with her toys
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For having "two faces"-attractive in one light, ugly in another
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For believing she got gonorrhea from a tractor seat
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For making him choose between seeing her and speaking
in an imaginary voice inspired by her belly button
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For finishing his sentences
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(C)1999 Grant Faber/ Courtesy of Entertainment Weekly