Newman
Wayne Knight




Character information

Nicknames: The fat man, two-legged weasel, Mojambo, Chunky, The Cleaner.
Occupation : U.S. Postal Worker.
Women in his life : dated Kramer's mother & one of Jerry's girlfriends, but he's in love with Elaine ("a breathless beauty I fear I will never possess.")
Doesn't go to the beach because he freckles.
Hasn't paid parking tickets in 20 years.
Doesn't eat fruit ("It makes me incontinent"), favorite soup : Jimbalaya.
Profile courtasy of Jerry : Pure evil... wrapped in a Twinkie.


"When you control the mail, You control Information."
The Audio Files of Newman

I've gathered here the best sounds from Newman :
The sounds are in mp3 format. Don't have a player - Get one.



Jerry : "I've looked into his eyes, He's pure evil."
Dizzying.mp3 - a dizzying arrey of textures and moments.
Hellojerry.mp3 - "Hello, Jerry".
Hn.mp3 - "Hello, Newman".
Insulted.mp3 - Jerry, I'm a little insulted.
Laugh.mp3 - Newman's pure-evil laughter.
Love.mp3 - "Ah yes, Forbidden love".
Magnif.mp3 - "Newman, you magnificiant bastered, you did it".
Mail.mp3 - Newman explaines why postal worker sometimes shoot themselves.
Monster.mp3 - Newman wants to expose Jerry as the monster that he is.
Postwork.mp3 - Newman tells us about his occupation.
Special.mp3 - Newman thinks he's special.
I'll add more sounds soon, so come back again.

An Interesting Quote



Newman has a birthday party with his co-workers :
Newman : Kramer, I'm with people.
Kramer : Yea, and thanks for inviting me.
Newman : I did invite you. Your invitation most have gotten, lost in the mail.


Wayne Knight Links

You might remember Wayne from some famous movies.

Wayne played in a very famous scene in "Basic instinct".
The Best of Sharon Stone is the name of this page. That can't be bad.

You can also remember him playing an evil character in "Jurassic Park".
Here's a cool Jurassic Park site with pics, sounds and movies.

Wayne played on the stupid movie "Space Jam" with co-star Michael Jordan.
This is the official Space Jam page.

Wayne Knight Pictures

Here are some pictures I'll try to add some soon : (Click on the thumbnail to see a bigger picture)



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